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MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
(via thedaysgrowshort)
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
i think amazon is worse
r u sure tumblr user kevinstoledeanspie
r u rlly sure
(Source: beyonces, via thedaysgrowshort)
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
(via laughcentre)
Aaron Paul on The Price is Right
(Source: hair0nfire, via laughcentre)
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
(via turnipsalad)
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
(via turnipsalad)
tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
oh my god my blog is now complete
(via turnipsalad)
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
(Source: lizlemonism)
this is literally my favorite post of all time look at her face in the second picture she’s like “oh no one more just wait” and then she gets one more and she keeps running like the fourth picture look at her stride and her face she’s so happy to exist and touch butts and oh man. you go girl, follow your dreams
(via roflmaoexceptnotreally)
