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cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

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hi:

yes that was the 1 picture I wanted to show you now gimme my phone back

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sleep:

what a time to be alive

(Source: lolgifs.net, via pizza)

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thot16:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why this is on my dash ?

thot16:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why this is on my dash ?

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teenmale:

his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital

teenmale:

his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital

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cigs4kids:

literally 90% of my texts are in caps 

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the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

(via greeklesbian)

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adameforhim:

blood-blondie:

adameforhim:

“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right on your face, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.” - Lady Gaga

you motherfucker stealing quore shit from the fault in our stars

this quore is from lady gaga’s ‘telephone’ video, which came out in 2010.

adameforhim:

blood-blondie:

adameforhim:

“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right on your face, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.” - Lady Gaga

you motherfucker stealing quore shit from the fault in our stars

this quore is from lady gaga’s ‘telephone’ video, which came out in 2010.

(via greeklesbian)

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mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

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crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

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simsgonewrong:

after my sims wedding this guy stayed throwing rice in the living room for over a week and then died there, I couldn’t get him to leave.

simsgonewrong:

after my sims wedding this guy stayed throwing rice in the living room for over a week and then died there, I couldn’t get him to leave.

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